~ repost ~
Kung hindi na siya nagpaparamdam sa iyo,
siguro patay na siya,
patay na patay sa iba...
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
famous break up lines
~~~ repost from facebook ~~~
Famous BREAK UP LINES:
1. I just realized, i don’t wanna get attach.
- Eh ayaw nya daw ma-attach, ano gusto nya staple remover ha?
2. I'm confused, I need to find myself.
- Eto world map, go find yourself!
3. Na-realize ko love ko pa yung ex ko.
- Ayy, t*ng*na may pumatol pa pala sayo bukod sa’kin?
4. You’re too immature.
- Gusto mo reto kita sa Lola ko? Oh, eto number oh. Gusto mo ata ng gurang e.
5. I need space.
- Ayy, tangina. Astronaut? Astronaut? Astronaut?
6. Kung tayo, kahit saan mang sulok ng mundo, magtatagpo tayo.
- Eh, g*g* ka pala e. Kahit anong mangyari, hinding-hindi tayo magkikita kasi walang sulok ang mundo! Dahil bilog ito!
Famous BREAK UP LINES:
1. I just realized, i don’t wanna get attach.
- Eh ayaw nya daw ma-attach, ano gusto nya staple remover ha?
2. I'm confused, I need to find myself.
- Eto world map, go find yourself!
3. Na-realize ko love ko pa yung ex ko.
- Ayy, t*ng*na may pumatol pa pala sayo bukod sa’kin?
4. You’re too immature.
- Gusto mo reto kita sa Lola ko? Oh, eto number oh. Gusto mo ata ng gurang e.
5. I need space.
- Ayy, tangina. Astronaut? Astronaut? Astronaut?
6. Kung tayo, kahit saan mang sulok ng mundo, magtatagpo tayo.
- Eh, g*g* ka pala e. Kahit anong mangyari, hinding-hindi tayo magkikita kasi walang sulok ang mundo! Dahil bilog ito!
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Monday, April 9, 2012
nail polish
i'm on my nail polish mode lately. so i was so frustrated last saturday coz i forgot that i wanted to buy new shades of nail polish.
so, today, i was finally able to buy new "toys"... hehe... it's so hard to choose nice ones since most are of the same shades or not too obvious when applied on nails. hehe.. very choosy...
anyway, here's my purchases today.
so, today, i was finally able to buy new "toys"... hehe... it's so hard to choose nice ones since most are of the same shades or not too obvious when applied on nails. hehe.. very choosy...
anyway, here's my purchases today.
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Saturday, April 7, 2012
pretty girl looking for rich husband
~ read this somewhere in facebook.. ~
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO
Thursday, March 22, 2012
quote
Ang girl kahit may gusto Deny ng Deny...pero ang boy, kahit walang gusto... I love you ng I love you... ;)
Sunday, March 18, 2012
nbs super summer book sale
at last, after waiting and hoping for national to have a sale, wish granted!
from march 16 to april 15, 2012, discounts on imported books at all branches of national bookstore.
well, as expected, my budget's compromised again. hehe.. but at least i'm happy. :) just need to be able to read them this year. one of my personal goals. hehe. here are my purchases this time, adding to my collection of books to read.
* i've got one more book in my wishlist, sophie kinsella's latest book. i'll still have to wait for it to be sold as paperback size, so that all of her books in my collection will be of same sizes. hehe..
from march 16 to april 15, 2012, discounts on imported books at all branches of national bookstore.
well, as expected, my budget's compromised again. hehe.. but at least i'm happy. :) just need to be able to read them this year. one of my personal goals. hehe. here are my purchases this time, adding to my collection of books to read.
* i've got one more book in my wishlist, sophie kinsella's latest book. i'll still have to wait for it to be sold as paperback size, so that all of her books in my collection will be of same sizes. hehe..
quote
If a girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep ...him.
Real men...can't be stolen.
Real men...can't be stolen.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
goodbye mall?
it was early this morning when i heard from my parents that they've seen on tv that ever gotesco grand central (known to us as grand central) is on fire since last night around 10pm. grand central's the first mall in our part of caloocan. been there since we were little.
* photo grab from facebook
all day long we could see smoke when we look out the bedroom window (from the second floor of the house). it would be faint smoke then darker then faint and so on but it didn't clear up totally which meant it was continuous. i also went to see the area this afternoon, hehe, curious me. cars were being redirected since the area in front of the mall is already full of firetrucks. people are everywhere, "usisero/usisera" like me. hehe.. anyway, the mall's dark and i can only see firemen and police in the mall area. nothing much was seen actually.
the highlight of the trip is hearing people's hearsay is same with that of my family's guess that grand central's fire is just to make way for sm taking over the location. everyone in the street were talking about having sm caloocan. and even in facebook, posts were about grand central's death and the future rise of sm caloocan. haha... really, people are so good with hearsay. here's a picture i've grabbed from facebook on a sm caloocan.
* photo grab from facebook
all day long we could see smoke when we look out the bedroom window (from the second floor of the house). it would be faint smoke then darker then faint and so on but it didn't clear up totally which meant it was continuous. i also went to see the area this afternoon, hehe, curious me. cars were being redirected since the area in front of the mall is already full of firetrucks. people are everywhere, "usisero/usisera" like me. hehe.. anyway, the mall's dark and i can only see firemen and police in the mall area. nothing much was seen actually.
the highlight of the trip is hearing people's hearsay is same with that of my family's guess that grand central's fire is just to make way for sm taking over the location. everyone in the street were talking about having sm caloocan. and even in facebook, posts were about grand central's death and the future rise of sm caloocan. haha... really, people are so good with hearsay. here's a picture i've grabbed from facebook on a sm caloocan.
