psyc & law students

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.


All the students in the librarystarted staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"

...and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

falling

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ANG PANLILIGAW NOON: Dinadaan sa pagsisibak ng kahoy, pag-iigib ng tubig at panghaharana.

ANG PANLILIGAW NGAYON: Hanap. Usap. Deal

famous break up lines

~~~ repost from facebook ~~~

Famous BREAK UP LINES:

1. I just realized, i don’t wanna get attach.
- Eh ayaw nya daw ma-attach, ano gusto nya staple remover ha?

2. I'm confused, I need to find myself.
- Eto world map, go find yourself!

3. Na-realize ko love ko pa yung ex ko.
- Ayy, t*ng*na may pumatol pa pala sayo bukod sa’kin?

4. You’re too immature.
- Gusto mo reto kita sa Lola ko? Oh, eto number oh. Gusto mo ata ng gurang e.

5. I need space.
- Ayy, tangina. Astronaut? Astronaut? Astronaut?

6. Kung tayo, kahit saan mang sulok ng mundo, magtatagpo tayo.
- Eh, g*g* ka pala e. Kahit anong mangyari, hinding-hindi tayo magkikita kasi walang sulok ang mundo! Dahil bilog ito!

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“I am single, my life is complicated which explains why I’m not in a relationship.”

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Don't worry girl, you'll find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of your mascara...

pretty girl looking for rich husband

~ read this somewhere in facebook.. ~



A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.

I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

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If a girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep ...him.
Real men...can't be stolen.

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Ang karelasyon hindi dapat pang DEKORASYON.
Dapat mahalin ng walang KONDISYON.
Hindi iniipon na parang KOLEKSYON.

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SINGLE isn't a status, it's a word that describes a person who's strong enough to enjoy life without depending on others!

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BOY: Pag tayo naging mag asawa at inutusan mo kong maglaba..
HIWALAY AGAD!
GIRL: Aahh ganon?! Hiwalay ba?!
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BOY: Oo. Hiwalay agad ang de color sa puti. ♥ :">

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Ang CRUSH parang KALABASA..
Nakakalinaw ng MATA, malayo pa lang kitang kita mo na :)
-proven and tested

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Love's never finding a hand that perfectly fits yours. It's finding the one who is willing to hold your hands no matter how unfit it may be : ) ♥

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Ang sarap alagaan ng isang RELASYON na kahit alam mong hindi kayo PERPEKTO, basta ang importante, pareho kayong KUNTENTO ♥

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GIRL: Maghiwalay nalang tayo!!
BOY: OK lang babalikan ko nlng yung EX ko..
GIRL: ABA!! ANG KAPAL MO TALAGA!! WERE OFFICIALLY BREAK!!!

KINABUKASAN...
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BOY: I still love you..
GIRL: Dba break na tayo?! Babalikan mo pa nga EX mo dba?!
BOY: Eto na nga.. Binabalikan na ulit kita.. *grin*

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~ repostings from fb ~


You stole my heart, so I'm planning to revenge, I'm going to take your last name : ) ♥

Love is when you look at his picture for hours then suddenly, you realize it's actually a group picture. ♥